The Cocktail Cup

Description

Have you ever wondered why a cocktail is called a cocktail? So did we, so we did a little research, and we were pretty disappointed by the results. Nobody really seems to know, but there are all kinds of theories: a reference to the liquor being diluted with mixers, an old style of ale brewed with rooster guts, even something about suppositories for horses.Well, we’ve got a better theory: it’s called a cocktail because you’re supposed to drink it out of a big plastic cock!And this cocktail penis cup is perfect for that! It’s seven inches tall, bright pink, and most importantly penis shaped, complete with sculpted balls. The shape may be a bit chode-y, as far as penises are concerned, but that also makes it perfect for shaking the drink up to mix it in your glass. Of course, it’s also a great container for beer, wine, or any other beverage of your choice! It even comes with a bendy straw to drink it through, because nothing is classier than a bendy straw shooting out the top of a penis.The Cocktail Penis Cup is 7 inches tall (11.5 including the straw) and holds up to 20 ounces of liquid.