Dick Lips Candy

Description

Dick Lips. Dick Lips. Dick Lips! Boy, that’s fun to say. You might be wondering, what the heck are “Dick Lips,” anyways? You know, besides a Blink-182 song from the 90’s?Dick Lips are fruit-flavored gummy pairs of lush, full lips. They’re intended to be edible penis rings that you slip on and suck and eat off, but come on, we’re sure you can think of much better uses for them than that. Here’s a few we came up with:* Get them wet so you can leave bright blue and pink “lipstick” marks all over everythingWear them over your real lips and interact with strangers while trying to keep a straight faceMake a competition of trying to put one on something phallic with your mouthOf all the candies you could have at your bachelorette party, this is definitely one of the ones you can have the most fun with, if you get a little creative.One pack of Dick Lips comes with three different flavors of gummy cock ring, including:Swallow Me StrawberryBlow Me BlueberryTickle Me CherryYeah, we’re pretty disappointed that they didn’t come up with an alliterative name for the Cherry flavor. Choke Me Cherry? Hmm, maybe not…3 gummy rings per pack.